Now I have a magic sword. Ho, ho ho.

Wow, so, this fandom has completely messed with my world. I used to be a lurker who didn't write and labeled RPS as strangeness of the tinhat variety. Along comes Merlin and I am a participating, writing and (as a recent development) an RPS-reading person. Damn, if I had known this was going to happen, I would have chosen a better username.


Title:  Don't Be A Menace (To Camelot, While Drinking Your Ale in the Woods)
Author:  Ali
Rating:  R but only for language, it's pretty gen otherwise
Disclaimer:  This attempt at humor is not of any personal fiscal benefit, and I own nothing.
Spoilers/Warnings:  Up through S2 ep. 8. Also: unbeta'd
Summary:   For the kinkme_merlin prompt: Arthur/Merlin. Recognizing that Merlin is his father's man when it comes to the fight against magic, Arthur keeps the fact that his feelings about magic not being all bad to himself. Bonus for crack of Arthur and Merlin both going off to deal with magical things in secret from the king separately and basically tripping over each other try to accomplish the same task and pretending they're both there by happenstance.

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